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I saw these pants while poking around the Asos website and couldn’t resist sharing them. While these ‘Mamalicious’ jeans are technically maternity wear, they are, without a shadow of a doubt, the ugliest pants I’ve ever seen. I’m pretty sure I’ll feel bulky and awkward enough as a pregnant woman. I don’t need a 7″ drop crotch and double waistband to make things worse!

Not to worry ladies, these babies can be yours for the incredible sale price of $60.34!!! Also, Asos tells me that the model clocks in at 5’9″, so with any luck, if you’re a petite lady like me, the crotch will actually come down to your knees. Everybody wins!

{Image Credits: Asos}

6 Responses

  1. Oh wow. I actually think I get it- the designer of the jeans wanted to make sure that if a woman goes into spontaneous birth the baby has a “net” (i.e. saggy crotch) to catch it. It’s a safety precaution, really. :)

  2. wow these are actually scary!!!

  3. Oh yes totally! Could there be anything more unflattering..!?!
    Very funny find.

    x Charlotta

  4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Those are Hideous!!! What’s with the double waist band???

  5. haha I just laughed out loud – at my desk – at work – alone. Embarrassing but this is amazing!

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